Hughenkik is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, thoughtless raccoon.

Hughenkik created a charm quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hughenkik, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Hughenkik, he will turn you into a hamster.

Hughenkik's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Hughenkik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear iron on your body.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never mention frogs.

5. Never eat green fruit.