Yarpzimsis is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, intelligent bat.

Yarpzimsis created a Higgs boson two years ago.

If you believe in Yarpzimsis, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Yarpzimsis, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Yarpzimsis' most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Yarpzimsis' Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Yarpzimsis loves great tits, so they must be honoured.

5. Always obey Yarpzimsis' priests.