Misgudfunvid is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, pitiless bear.

Misgudfunvid created Mount Everest eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Misgudfunvid, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Misgudfunvid, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Misgudfunvid's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Misgudfunvid's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention tortoises.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not eat carrots.

4. Always wear black.

5. Do not covet oxen.