Cusskikdab Has is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, unjust yak.

Cusskikdab Has created energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cusskikdab Has, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Cusskikdab Has, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Cusskikdab Has' most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Cusskikdab Has' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

2. Never wear yellow tights.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Cusskikdab Has.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.