Fidladquam is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, uncaring dragon.

Fidladquam created energy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fidladquam, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fidladquam, she will not invite you to parties.

Fidladquam's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Fidladquam's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Fidladquam must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fidladquam.

4. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.

5. Never talk about fire.