Gep is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, astonishing dragonfly.

Gep created the Whirlpool Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gep, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gep, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Gep's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Gep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hop in public.

2. Do not take Gep's name in vain.

3. Never feed spinach to moths while wearing yellow trousers.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Do not speak about parsnips.