Cidjipxen is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, vain dog.

Cidjipxen created the Virgo Supercluster eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cidjipxen, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cidjipxen, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Cidjipxen's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Cidjipxen's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick mites.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never think about spacetime near snakes while wearing purple skirts and balancing seven zinc spheres on your arms.

5. Never sprint in the presence of badgers.