Davenmid is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, egotistical wyrm.

Davenmid created the planet Jupiter nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Davenmid, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Davenmid, she will destroy your favourite star.

Davenmid's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Davenmid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

2. Always help sick cats.

3. Never feed onions to snakes while wearing shoes.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not chop down trees.