Viddabrul is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, staggering goose.

Viddabrul created the planet Venus five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Viddabrul, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Viddabrul, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Viddabrul's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Viddabrul's Holy Commandments

1. Always help monkeys in need.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Viddabrul.

3. Never eat coconuts.

4. Rats are not to be trusted.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.