Cengubtun Bell is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, quiet bird.

Cengubtun Bell created tapeworms eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cengubtun Bell, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cengubtun Bell, it will turn you into a tree.

Cengubtun Bell's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Cengubtun Bell's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.

2. Always help dogs in need.

3. Never feed lots of strawberries to horses while wearing gray jumpers.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.