Tonkranwad is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, merciless hare.

Tonkranwad created the Sol system two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tonkranwad, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tonkranwad, she will be very sad.

Tonkranwad's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Tonkranwad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dwarf planets.

2. Tonkranwad must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Do not listen to music.