Artyambig is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, narcissistic unicorn.

Artyambig created a Higgs boson nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Artyambig, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Artyambig, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Artyambig's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Artyambig's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not drink water in white rooms.

3. Always wear violet.

4. Never talk about spacetime near moths while wearing indigo coats.

5. Hide if six frogs approach from the south.