Vilhamjon is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, two-faced dryad.

Vilhamjon created dark matter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vilhamjon, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Vilhamjon, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Vilhamjon's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Vilhamjon's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not hurt whales.

3. Erect a large copper sculpture of Vilhamjon on top of all buildings.

4. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Vilhamjon in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always treat sheep with great respect.