Vedcatkan is a god.

She takes the form of a large, moody wyrm.

Vedcatkan created life two million years ago.

If you believe in Vedcatkan, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Vedcatkan, she will turn you into a slug.

Vedcatkan's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Vedcatkan's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Vedcatkan.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Do not wear fawn clothing.

5. Never feed onions to hamsters while wearing shoes.