Titlidfutlap is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, quiet bat.

Titlidfutlap created the Sun six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Titlidfutlap, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Titlidfutlap, it will not care.

Titlidfutlap's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Titlidfutlap's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat lemons.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never chant near sharks.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.