Dotdanciss Cabzakdadcitjam is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, idiotic naga.

Dotdanciss Cabzakdadcitjam created bats eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dotdanciss Cabzakdadcitjam, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dotdanciss Cabzakdadcitjam, he will make you grow a tail.

Dotdanciss Cabzakdadcitjam's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Dotdanciss Cabzakdadcitjam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never think about electromagnetism.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Do not covet oxen.