Hivonthub is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, strong camel.

Hivonthub created an electron seven million years ago.

If you believe in Hivonthub, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Hivonthub, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Hivonthub's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Hivonthub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in red rooms.

2. Never mention ants.

3. Do not run in public.

4. Always treat nematodes with great respect.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.