Rilpopleg is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, prudent owl.

Rilpopleg created the Small Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rilpopleg, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Rilpopleg, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Rilpopleg's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Rilpopleg's Holy Commandments

1. Mites are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.