Lakkarhabtifhakzagrut is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, unselfish hummingbird.

Lakkarhabtifhakzagrut created water two years ago.

If you believe in Lakkarhabtifhakzagrut, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Lakkarhabtifhakzagrut, he will curse you with boils.

Lakkarhabtifhakzagrut's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Lakkarhabtifhakzagrut's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not drink water in green rooms.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never sing in holy places.