Milfligjabarp is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, dishonourable chinchilla.

Milfligjabarp created bats nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Milfligjabarp, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Milfligjabarp, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Milfligjabarp's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Milfligjabarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Put Milfligjabarp first in all things.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Do not speak about cucumbers.

5. Mites are not to be trusted.