Babyikbeg is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, kind pigeon.

Babyikbeg created the world seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Babyikbeg, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Babyikbeg, it will turn you into a plant.

Babyikbeg's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Babyikbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Run away from white birds, for they are unholy.

3. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Babyikbeg in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never go into turquoise rooms.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.