Nadneltom is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, amazing fly.

Nadneltom created the planet Earth eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nadneltom, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Nadneltom, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Nadneltom's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Nadneltom's Holy Commandments

1. Learn four new languages a year.

2. Feed all hungry eagles.

3. Always wear indigo.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.