Cannigwit is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, unsympathetic hyena.

Cannigwit created life six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cannigwit, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cannigwit, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Cannigwit's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Cannigwit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill shrews.

2. Cannigwit must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.