Cadkintarp is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, moody crane.

Cadkintarp created the Sombrero Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cadkintarp, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cadkintarp, she will ignore you.

Cadkintarp's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Cadkintarp's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from orange pigs for they are unholy.

2. Do not wear nickel on your body.

3. Cadkintarp must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never eat green fruit.