Larpsitcan is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, quiet crane.

Larpsitcan created carbon three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larpsitcan, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Larpsitcan, it will torture you forever.

Larpsitcan's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Larpsitcan's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always look after injured sharks.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.