Tunrowtonk is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, selfish weasel.

Tunrowtonk created the planet Earth eight million years ago.

If you believe in Tunrowtonk, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Tunrowtonk, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Tunrowtonk's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Tunrowtonk's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not dye your hair magenta.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

5. Tunrowtonk loves manatees, so they must be honoured.