Jindongud is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, capable fly.

Jindongud created carbon three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jindongud, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Jindongud, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Jindongud's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Jindongud's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear mauve trousers.

2. Put Jindongud first in all things.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Snakes are unholy and should not be approached.