Davlagjin is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, conceited raccoon.

Davlagjin created life eight million years ago.

If you believe in Davlagjin, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Davlagjin, she will not care at all.

Davlagjin's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Davlagjin's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Davlagjin loves gulls, so they must be honoured.

3. Never paint your head fawn.

4. Davlagjin loves cats, so they must be respected.

5. Do not dye your hair indigo.