Farstiptim is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, generous meerkat.

Farstiptim created light four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Farstiptim, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Farstiptim, it will curse you with boils.

Farstiptim's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Farstiptim's Holy Commandments

1. Horses are not to be trusted.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not wear lead on your body.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never write about moons.