Tifarmgesspangxenfetfoss is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, confident warg.

Tifarmgesspangxenfetfoss created a strange quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tifarmgesspangxenfetfoss, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tifarmgesspangxenfetfoss, she will be mildly annoyed.

Tifarmgesspangxenfetfoss' most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Tifarmgesspangxenfetfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not take Tifarmgesspangxenfetfoss' name in vain.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.