Bitmiltarp is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, charitable unicorn.

Bitmiltarp created a bottom quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bitmiltarp, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bitmiltarp, he will manifest in front of you.

Bitmiltarp's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Bitmiltarp's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight rats approach from the west.

2. Never bounce in holy places.

3. Never go into yellow rooms.

4. Never wear violet scarves.

5. Retreat if three sheep approach from the north.