Vidgubsog is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, intelligent narwhal.

Vidgubsog created oxygen five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vidgubsog, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Vidgubsog, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Vidgubsog's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Vidgubsog's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never go into purple rooms.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Run away from yellow porpoises, for they are unholy.

5. Always wear black.