Hakcimget is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, fast dragonfly.

Hakcimget created light five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hakcimget, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hakcimget, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Hakcimget's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Hakcimget's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick ducks.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Put Hakcimget first in all things.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never think about ribonucleic acid.