Kampadtap Mittofveg is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, witty toad.

Kampadtap Mittofveg created the Cigar Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kampadtap Mittofveg, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Kampadtap Mittofveg, it will refuse to believe in you.

Kampadtap Mittofveg's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Kampadtap Mittofveg's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine iron sculptures of Kampadtap Mittofveg on top of important buildings.

2. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Kampadtap Mittofveg in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Do not eat oranges.