Doghinhan is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, wise whale.

Doghinhan created Europe two years ago.

If you believe in Doghinhan, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Doghinhan, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Doghinhan's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Doghinhan's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat cucumbers.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never write about comets.