Tikrawsas is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, strong yak.

Tikrawsas created vertebrates eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tikrawsas, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tikrawsas, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Tikrawsas' most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Tikrawsas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear mauve clothing.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always make sure there are no ducks in a building before entering it.

4. Do not take Tikrawsas' name in vain.

5. Never think about amino acids.