Appnartmeg is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, compassionate fish.

Appnartmeg created the Sunflower Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Appnartmeg, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Appnartmeg, he will jump up and down on your head.

Appnartmeg's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Appnartmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Worship no other gods but Appnartmeg.

3. You must love Appnartmeg.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

5. Put Appnartmeg first in all things.