Nillrowtip is a god.
He takes the form of a blubbery, idiotic
monkey.
Nillrowtip created the planet Jupiter nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Nillrowtip, he will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Nillrowtip, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.
Nillrowtip's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.
Nillrowtip's Holy Commandments1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tapirs.
2. Learn seven new languages a year.
3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
4. Nillrowtip loves mites, so they must be respected.
5. Do not chop down trees.