Flyartwee is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, temperamental jaguar.

Flyartwee created the Sombrero Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flyartwee, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Flyartwee, it will be very unhappy.

Flyartwee's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Flyartwee's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Flyartwee loves birds, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not keep six moths in a large pit.

4. You must love Flyartwee.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Flyartwee.