Dampogyart is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, omniscient dugong.

Dampogyart created a photon eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dampogyart, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dampogyart, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Dampogyart's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Dampogyart's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Dampogyart's priests.

2. Do not speak about strawberries.

3. Worship no other gods but Dampogyart.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.