Fomdagren is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, selfish elephant.

Fomdagren created matter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fomdagren, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fomdagren, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Fomdagren's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Fomdagren's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never talk about badgers.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.