Sanwodsin is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, unfair frog.

Sanwodsin created water nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sanwodsin, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sanwodsin, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Sanwodsin's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Sanwodsin's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.

2. Do not wear black clothing.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not take Sanwodsin's name in vain.