Badtiklistpoplithatbit is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, almighty yak.

Badtiklistpoplithatbit created a strange quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Badtiklistpoplithatbit, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Badtiklistpoplithatbit, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Badtiklistpoplithatbit's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Badtiklistpoplithatbit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Put Badtiklistpoplithatbit first in all things.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always look after injured tapirs.

5. Never write about nebulae.