Wotcudbud is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, awesome chinchilla.

Wotcudbud created humankind five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wotcudbud, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Wotcudbud, she will turn you into a snail.

Wotcudbud's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Wotcudbud's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always obey Wotcudbud's priests.

3. Never write about optics.

4. Wotcudbud must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.