Podveennell is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, awesome elephant.

Podveennell created the Large Magellanic Cloud six billion years ago.

If you believe in Podveennell, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Podveennell, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Podveennell's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Podveennell's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry nematodes.

2. Never mention otters.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never think about quantum field theory near eagles while wearing red tights and balancing seven carbon spheres on your arms.

5. Podveennell loves mice, so they must be respected.