Libmotbonksis is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, loving porpoise.

Libmotbonksis created oxygen seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Libmotbonksis, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Libmotbonksis, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Libmotbonksis' most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Libmotbonksis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair magenta.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Run away if three monkeys approach from the east.

4. Libmotbonksis loves aardvarks, so they must be honoured.

5. Never play with disobedient children.