Litlitcutrull is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, omnipotent hare.

Litlitcutrull created energy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Litlitcutrull, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Litlitcutrull, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Litlitcutrull's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Litlitcutrull's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

2. Retreat if three great tits approach from the east.

3. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

4. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Litlitcutrull in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not covet oxen.