Vanrowvag is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, witty squirrel.

Vanrowvag created the Milkyway three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vanrowvag, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Vanrowvag, he will send minions to preach to you.

Vanrowvag's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Vanrowvag's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Vanrowvag.

2. You must pray to Vanrowvag three times a day.

3. Run away from black foxes, for they are unholy.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Fast once a month.