Ligtimhot is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, wise rat.

Ligtimhot created bats two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ligtimhot, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Ligtimhot, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Ligtimhot's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Ligtimhot's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Never sing in the presence of snakes.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never eat green fruit.