Ziglagdab is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, wise shark.

Ziglagdab created Asia six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ziglagdab, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Ziglagdab, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Ziglagdab's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Ziglagdab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about shrews.

2. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

3. Never eat onions.

4. Always help sick voles.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.